Lyss

gotta go insane to stay sane

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

We back on our hoe shit aighttttt then

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“Are you okay?” No my stomach always hurts

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im so glad you’re allowed to appropriate cowboy culture. the hats are sooo cute.

[☆ @mybloodylos]

i might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

[read the united front by georgi dimitrov @afromaterialism]

“i bought you that book you wanted” ok so marry me

[MISSCORPIO ✰ @misscorpio2u]

one thing about it, imma stick my middle finger up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

we might have alcohol poisoning tbh

[when coffee met stress @nomamaimfine]

Play Lil Nas X's Montero at my funeral

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

I’m a petty bitch and it’s a shame that you always seem to forget that

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

on god I fucking despise men

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

I’ve been waiting for this.... TURN IT UP

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

when I say I’m a cocktail of crazy, just know I mean it.

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

Someone remind me at the end of this semester if I pass history to get Kalyn a cake that says “you did it” bc all this work I’m submitting is her. I’m dumb as fuck. and that’s on history kicking my assssssss

[sagittarius stallions unite!!!! @yagatitties]

sagittarius vs needing to leave once you’re upset or off

like physically leave the environment to feel better lmao

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

You think you’re the black sheep of your family? Hmm I’m not only the biggest slut to be produced, but I’m a toxic asshole to family members bc I don’t deal with that bullshit, also just made fun of a family member like 5 seconds ago and forgot they died sorry aunt Terri 😬

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

to the cop that just gave me a ticket.... yo mom’s a hoe

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

I just- what the fuck is wrong with men?

[Mama🐻 @MamaCandle_]

Due to the recent coin shortage I will no longer be accepting anyone’s two cents

[Lyss @Alyssa_Connell]

I’ve somehow evolved the last month and it’s great because for once I’m not worrying about others or how they’re mistreating me and not standing up for myself, I’m finally doing things for me and if Florida changed me this much... I just gotta move, Georgia people be toxic