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• life is peachy keen •

[emily GOT PETER ☆ the scrapbook girl @emilysofoz]

this is how I found out his last name isn't Blanco

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We cut kid's cancer research because it was considered "wasteful."

But $560,000 on truck wraps and a hype video about how the government is throwing kids in cages is apparently considered necessary spending.

[RAC🫧 @racquelll_]

ppl my age getting married n im here tryna figure out how the fck imma go on a jet2holiday

[Solidarity @1WhiteRabbitt]

#ClassConsciousness

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Not sure LAPD knew they were being watched here……

[actuallyjosh ꕤ @Concrete_Josh]

@PopBase Gen Z is legitimately the most tortured generation of all time

[milward @theskylinson]

same bestie

[francesca @itsmoresca]

It’s 2024, I’m 27 and nothing has changed

[starfire @niergelion]

in 2015 i woke up from a nap to the news that zayn left one direction…in 2024 i wake up from a nap to the news that liam died…i’m taking this as a sign to never nap again

[xander @whosalex]

wtf is latinx just call me a beaner

[F @zgirlfafa]

hot, rich, tatted, chronically offline, intact hairline, cat person, doesn’t talk AND wears Louboutins. a man from heaven

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

best part of this movie was when that neuroscientist explained why one direction was affecting so many girls their brain chemistry

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

20 Miley Cyrus moments I can't believe are real — Thread 🧵 (spoiler: she's a Sagittarius).

1. Miley Cyrus struggling to say something nice about her dad

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

this bitch…….

[F @zgirlfafa]

hot, rich, tatted, barely active on social media and speaks twice a month. dream man