Alyssa

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

My wife: you just look up and he’s there. Like Jesus Christ.

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

my sister said "there's no limit on how many Philly teams can lose. There is, however, a limit on how many can win. And that number is one."

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

We understand the spaghetti policy

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

embellishment gotta be the goofiest penalty of all time. 2 minutes because you pretended to be a bitch baby and you did it badly.

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

again i say, GOD FORBID a girl wants to hang out with her friends at a baseball game after working the entire weekend

[Ariel Epstein @ArielEpstein]

I love baseball season because my team plays almost every night of the week.

I hate baseball season because my team pisses me off almost every day of the week.

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

One of my favorite things about Spring/Summer in Philly is seeing people who set up TV/projectors to watch the Phillies outdoors. I saw 4 different set ups last night, all had multiple houses outside hanging out watching the game. Baseball rocks, Philly is the best

[¹³ faith🇨🇭˖ ࣪ @hischiersdevils]

“TOM FITZGERALD HAS BEEN FIRED BY THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS”

[McFrosty @McFrosty86]

Lorenzen is currently throwing a Yes-Hitter against the team he threw a No-Hitter with, we've come full circle

[Bob Vetrone Jr. @BoopStats]

The Kurse of Harry The K’s is in Full Force . . .

[The Good Phight @TheGoodPhight]

Hey no pressure Andrew Painter but if we don’t win tomorrow I might light myself on fire

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

March 28, 2019. The Atlanta Braves intentionally walk Bryce Harper to face Rhys Hoskins and Rhys hits a Grand Slam!

[Sports Girls Club @girlsclubsports]

he hasn’t asked me to be his starting pitcher for opening day

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

before you go to bed tonight, don’t forget to leave raw milk and banana bread out for bryce harper. it’s opening day tomorrow!

[kristin @kristinmarielii]

Fly eagles fly

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

Do I care that Team Italy is barely Italian? No. I'm just glad they carried on the spirit of my ancestors by being menaces simply for the hell of it.

[Phillygirl @24tog]

Hey PA, did we just have all 4 seasons in 24 hours?!!!

[Aaron @__dutchman__]

A beer and hotdog at a ballpark would cure me right now