alyssa

a dwindling, mercurial high ✨

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in case anyone was wondering, my stomach hurts

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Does anyone have any snackies?

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in case anyone was wondering 38 weeks pregnant is too pregnant for me to watch christmas movies without crying every 25 minutes or so

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there is an old couple that repeats the name of every person called if they don’t immediately respond. but they can’t hear perfectly so they’re saying some last names wrong 🙃

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the waiting room at labcorp is full of exceptionally social people this morning and i am not about it

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my watch just alerted me that i met my move goal for the day while i was opening a pack of oreos. #health

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@SarahMoonwalk i don’t think i’ll even be able to handle the uncle jesse moves out episode without tears lolol

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i’ve cried over episodes of full house multiple times in the last few days. absurd 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@SarahMoonwalk not even!!! i’m so scared to get to that episode i’m positive ill actually sob 🙈

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is it just me or was kimmy gibbler a pretty shitty friend to dj

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had a dentist appointment at 11am so i made sure to wake up by 9 and i have been grossly exhausted all day. unsure how i’m going to survive going back to work in a few weeks 🙃

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can’t stop thinking about how excited i am to eat a dessert consisting of a mini ice cream sandwich, fresh cantaloupe, and some apple sauce later

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i think russ will miss me when i go back to school but i don’t think he’ll miss hearing the office theme song 10+ times daily

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not me over here crying at the parent trap 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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starting to really wanna dye my hair blonde again but i have neither the time nor money to devote to doing so and i’m very sad about it.

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so few things kill me the way dobby in his lil velcro shoes kills me

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came home from the last day of school to a glorious rain storm, did three loads of laundry, napped, and now get to sleep in tomorrow while wearing my most comfortable pajamas. i love summer vacation.

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@mo_beckk @kelseyjbarnes i don’t think there’s another plot twist that still gets me like this one does

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this is my last sunday night school night for a few weeks and i can’t even describe how excited i am for this year to be over 😴😴😴

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recently learned that my absolute favorite flavor of pop tart was discontinued earlier this year. terrible timing i am so sad

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right now i would like to eat everything but also absolutely nothing. what an experience