Sarah

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

[Sarah @SarahMoonwalk]

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

[Sixers Saturdays @SixersSaturdays]

Did he say “indoor and outdoor golf” @KingJames?

[Sarah @SarahMoonwalk]

I stg if Lebron happens

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[☆ Sonya #BB28 ☆ @plasticdeadpetz]

They look like they belong to a vampire coven in alaska but are in town to attend their cousins wedding

[Sarah @SarahMoonwalk]

@bemyserene Just hit so different then

[Sarah @SarahMoonwalk]

Some things you never forget because they’re so good like in 2013 when Vampire Weekend would play Campus right into Oxford Comma

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BREAKING: @elmo loves the Phillies

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

[Sarah @SarahMoonwalk]

CRAP YOUR PANTS EVRYBODY FOR PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

uhm oh ok i am not young anymore

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Shame on you @Phillies this sucks

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen in my life. everyone should mail their poop and hair to 1 citizens bank way.

[Sarah @SarahMoonwalk]

@bemyserene STOP EVEN MORE JUSTICE AND LOVE FOR MY GIRL

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast

[Cederick @cederickmc]

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

I feel like every 3 Months the Sixers honor Allen Iverson. That’s how you treat your franchise legends