Alyssa hancock

Trying to be more positive IRL, so Twitter gets my rants.

Skeptical af, Virgo ☀️ Sagittarius 🌙 ISFJ. Enneagram 4

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

intense these feelings are for me - but I hope someone out there reading (lol my like 2 followers, looking atchu!) can feel inspired to know that you can break the mold. Maybe it's your family's mold, or religion's or societies or YOUR OWN but break it baby! Life can be so fun

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

My husband literally consumed 2 sodas, 2 maple bar donuts and a pack of s'mores poptarts for breakfast this morning and I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM. How doe she not have diabetes?

[Yamazuya @Yamazuya]

Guess we're done being subtle about it, huh?

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

oh thought i was being original but twitter says leslie knope is trending for just this reason so thats awkward.

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

https://t.co/9KyL7dKXzS

I have always been a Leslie Knope but ..... I am literally Leslie Knope.

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Today is a goooooood day! Inauguration Day! My last day of work! Starting to get my taste and smell back after 3 weeks of nothingness! GOOD DAY INDEED!!!

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

day 14 with absolutely zero taste 🥲

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My husband after I finally emerge from bed at 5:55 pm after depression crying since 11am and announce “I’m done moping”

👁 👄 👁

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Ok one more “finally” - all of this with me being COVID positive feeling like death with no energy AND not being able to taste or smell anything literally feels like the end of the world rn thank you and goodbye

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Not me bawling for 5 hours straight on the first day of x Ray school
✌🏼😭 ✌🏼

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

& finally- not be wanting to pull a Britney and shave my entire head because even my hair is too much to handle right now. I understand Britney, I truly do.

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

honestly, put this on my tombstone

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Cute work e-card #11:

To the cook who is as good in the bedroom as she is in the kitchen. Merry Christmas!

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Derek is blasting "I'm walking on sunshine" in his earbuds while working and just.... 😊

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

D just comes in and says "I should be a prostitute, at least then I'd get weekends off"

then starts leaving the room, sighs deeply, and says quietly "no. i will probably have to work weekends, huh?"

as if it was a reality about to happen hahaha

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Cute work e-card #10:

"Hello Sweetheart. I want you to know how much I miss you and your calm, very special hugs.🤗 Both food allergies & sensitivities can be hard. Hopefully, this will make it a little easier🥰Auntie ____"

🥲

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

I have the opposite of SAD ?? As soon as it is overcast and cold I'm THRIVIN and VIBIN

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Goodbye to the worst POTUS in our history and hellooooo Biden! #stepforward

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Cute work e-card #9:

Happy Birthday ____, We wish You the most Wonderful Birthday !! You are Beautiful Inside & Out & we are so Blessed with You in our lives. We Hope to see You & Yours soon. Enjoy your 34th Birthday!! Love, ____ & ____

[Alyssa hancock @Alyssahan93]

Note To Self: Protect Your Peace