Alyssa Norman

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

@k_springsteen She also stated she did not spit on her dog, but she sees how it could seem like it. Uhhhh you obviously spit on your dog 🤦🏻‍♀️

[BIKINI BOTTOMLESS 🍍 @preciouscali]

I’m this old

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

@Renee_Kayy @EricDecker87 @JessieJDecker For sure 😂 go to long horn like every other week for the bread

[Highlight Reels @HighIightReeIs]

Ski lift from hell 😡 https://t.co/K5bDO2che1

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

@Lame_ShaRk Lol i went over and put water on it

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

Told Luna to go out and go pee, but it’s raining so she comes running back. Told her no go pee! She goes over and pees on the neighbors door mat 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jen Grant @Jen_Grant13]

People who still live at home do not understand how expensive life really is. Do you have any idea how much fabric softener costs?? Toilet paper? Foil? Dish detergent?? Get tf outta here asking me why I’m always poor, paper towels are why I’m always poor

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

@Renee_Kayy Awh who made that?!

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

Idk why this is so funny to me 😂

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

I was talking to my co worker about how much I love chicken wing dip (what’s new) and she didn’t know what it was.... I am still trying to pick my jaw up from the ground 😧

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

Use AlyssaNorman15 at checkout 🤗😼

[Alyssa Norman @Alyssan8]

https://t.co/nroOqM1z4J

[KATYA ELISE HENRY @katyaelisehenry]

having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever

[BW @beccafwelch]

Actually no this is me