Alyssa B.

Poetry, prose, and plays, oh my! Big fan of self-indulgent self-expression, generator of overly-optimistic life goals

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

their day*

[Alyssa B. @AlysssssaB]

New Jersey lawmakers have united across the aisle to rise up against the truest evil

[Alyssa B. @AlysssssaB]

THE COVER THE TITLE THE ELEVATOR PITCH THE AUTHOR IT IS ALL BANGERS ALL THE WAY DOWN I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

if anyone wants a queer (asexual mc) horror about two codependent boys having a meltdown in a forest full of eldritch monsters because they can't deal with their feelings and one of the themes is "what if the monsters in your head came to life", i may have written it.

[•spooki•girl•cassiopeia•™ @sadgirlcassi]

we don’t deserve Leslie Jones ♥

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country.
1/n

[Invictus @TBPInvictus]

People insist on comparing other cities to NY. It’s a fool’s errand, especially around Halloween.

[Eve @evek181818]

the hottest movie parents ever are carla gugino and anthony banderas in spy kids. the second hottest movie parents ever are patricia clarkson and stanley tucci in easy A. thank you

[Alyssa B. @AlysssssaB]

a species evolves

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Rent prices vs Average income (1990-2023)

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Dating is not meant to last: It either ends in marriage or it ends. Long, conflict-avoidant relationships that are dragged out in lukewarm confusion and kept for the sake of comfort rarely have happy endings. Be decisive, be wise, be serious, don’t rush, and have eyes wide open.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Bet On It” by Troy has been certified Platinum in the US.

[Alyssa B. @AlysssssaB]

if you don't know who tutter is please educate yourself expediently

[Kate 🍀🌧️🪺 @_cotton_ball]

@joshcarlosjosh @chionogirl

[Alyssa B. @AlysssssaB]

@vsqesq @CL4REMONTS omg send livetweets I am so excited for you to be hurt

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[Alyssa B. @AlysssssaB]

@StruggleBusEq More important question: do you like them?

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

choose your fighter

[Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean]

“Clapping for the Nicole AMC ad isn’t funny anymore.” Is “being funny” the only source of value? What about community? Tradition? Belonging? One day Nicole won’t be there and you won’t remember the last time you clapped for her. And I will pity you.