Alzebeth Roman Scialabba

just another adult in constant need of a nap.

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

things you don't need in life:
- people who dim your light,
- people who don't appreciate your value,
- people who lack reciprocity

life is too short to put up with any of the above.

#knowyourworth

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

I’m really interested to find out how society is gonna react when there’s actually something legitimate to panic about ....

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

In today’s episode of home ownership, I’ve decided to quit my job and become a person who professionally tapes drop cloths under your baseboards. ✌���

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

Me: I don’t have @iRobot Roomba i7+ money... I barely have Roomba i3 money...

@tonyscialabba: but you got Roomba i7+ energy.

Our first Christmas/ Holiday Season married is going well y’all 😂

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

This might be the only year ever that I’m not looking forward to the end of daylight savings cuz I don’t want an extra hour of 2020.

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

She started counting and I did one of those exhale baby screams.. then I had to explain my irrational fear of needles to her.

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

Someone explain to me how I’m 28 years old and still can’t look at the nurse who’s about to give me the flu shot..

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

@AmandaLearning 2011 or 2012 was the big one I remember... I was on the third floor of Welch at my desk terrified cuz I had a 6ft bookcase behind me start shaking 😭

[EMSC @LastQuake]

#Earthquake (#sismo) possibly felt 2 min ago in #N. Carolina #United States. Felt it? See https://t.co/wPtMW5ND1t

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

2020 really is throwing us everything it’s got. #RaleighEarthquake 😭😂

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

Just realized having a dog cam at home doesn’t actually help me. All its done is allowed me to see the damage puppers has done before I come home 🙃

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

Just drank a cup of black coffee. No cream. No sugar. Straight black.

Who even am I? Is this adulting?

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

@jennb242 @syd_chakalos AHAHAHAHAHA. I'm crying.

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

2019 Mid-Year Twitter update: I'm alive.

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

@edekeezy This made me LOL so hard.

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

Just watched Bird Box and now @tonyscialabba and I are traumatized 😂 anyone wanna come walk these dogs for us? 😳

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

@RedHotRivera YES. Feel free to come play anytime 🐉

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

I plan to spend the last week and a half of 2018 binge-watching Netflix/Hulu/HBO, baking cookies, playing Spyro, and spending time with people I love.

#deuces2018 #seeyanever

[Elizabeth M. @Michalka82]

Join us for our annual Czech & Slovak holiday party! 🇨🇿🎄🇸🇰

[Alzebeth Roman Scialabba @AlzebethRoman]

@alessiacara's new album is everything I didn't know I needed.