Alzward

Just out here makin' dumb comics for the laughs

I draw all my comics live on twitch! Swing by, say hi, get weird

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O by the way I don't think I ever mentioned but if anyone's looking for the full backlog of my comics you can find it on webtoon:
https://t.co/zBg5phUATx

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guess who's back in therapyyyy

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Kids say the darndest things

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one last little thing for the end of spooky season

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we go again

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Even in death

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Why is that button even there

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I beat Malenia. I BEAT MALENIA

sure thing grandpa let's get you to bed

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How the mighty have fallen

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I don't often get sick, but when I do I clear fucking house afterwards I'll tell you hwat

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Got a bit of a deficit there

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and he was never seen again

or for like a week or however long it takes to play through the game

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nice honor mode run you have there it'd be a shame if you accidentally clicked on a random bowl while moving around and sicced the entire grove on yourself

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YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, SCUMBAG

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the dick is mightier than the brain, a tale as old as time

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At this point, we take those

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it's all fun and games until they whip out the double headed barbed pincers

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5 Mass Effect playthroughs finally paying off

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I have never seen grave of the fireflies, and know exactly enough about it to never want to see it cuz it may just kill me straight up

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PLEASE JUST GIVE THEM A W FOR GOD'S SAKE