🎃Amy🎃

Burlesque dancer.
Sleeping Beauty in the flesh. Me and my crystals are praying for you

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

I watch Adam Sandler's Click, I tear up. Thought this was supposed to be funny?

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Craziest thing of heard from this whole Pope situation going on:
They'll have caskets at the cross in case the elderly get excited.

What.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Dear. Mr. PopeMan,

Any chance of a lift later on when I get off work?

Tnx hun,
Amy
#PopeInIreland

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Say goodnight to the moon and tell your friends you love them.

Love you boo.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

My creators being mad cute. Everyone likes momma's hugs.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

The fact that my dad managed to convince the guy at the zoo that I am 18 just to get me in cheaper, really says a lot about my appearance.
I am 22. I am trying to be a woman Shay, stop telling people I'm a teenager!

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

I shared something about the pope and my mam reported me.
Tf Catherine let me give out about not getting into work.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Living my best life looking up Chanel inspired outfits to wear tomorrow as I listen to Ocean sounds on YouTube. Great.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

"I'm not bad . . I'm just drawn that way"
📷 Chris O'Reilly

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

I feel so exposed

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

My dog is resting his head on my foot. His head is heavy. My leg is dying but I will support my child til the very end.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

So my ex finally gave my curler back - two hours later we're still mid conversation about conspiracy theories, friends and in stitches laughing.
Good to have my best friend back

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Love that I'm capable of getting my ex to drop my hair curler back to me before work tomorrow. Bless his heart.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Gas how you listen to Ariana Grande's God Is A Woman and all of a sudden I'm throwin' on sparkly eyeshadow and embracin' all things lavender. So calming yo.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

🌝🌞

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

I have been blessed

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

My girl Billie Holiday always gets me

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Have to go to 21st. Have to arrive on my own. Dont really talk to anyone. In pure panics here.
Am I dying? Is this death?

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

No seriously. My hun is white.
This is how PALE I AM.
I AM Casper the friendly ass awkward ghost.

[🎃Amy🎃 @Am3yJames]

Im drunk but Love Myself by Hailee Steinfeld is a tuuuuune 👌 proper feelin myself