This is the parody twitter account of the American Anthropological Association, the world’s most expensive organization of people interested in anthropology
We have heard you, our faithful members, and we agree: “sibilant power” is the true menace to the sustainability of anthropology. #LongLiveBoas
(“Boomer privilege” was disqualified because it is ageist and also it is not a phonetic articulation. Thank you for understanding.)
#2021AAABaltimore If you’re having trouble navigating the conference program or with technical difficulties, feel free to let us know in the feedback form *after* the conference, which we definitely take into consideration (lol), but for now, stop harshing our buzz plz 🤑🤑🤑
How would you like *free* registration for #2021AAABaltimore?
It’s easy! You can:
1) Ask your mum to pay
2) Mug an elderly passerby
3) Fuck it, don’t register, just walk in, no one is gonna stop you, and if they try, tell them Ed Liebow sent ya 😎
Pfft, Delta variant?
Yeah, you can fly a @delta variant airplane to Baltimore this November for #AAA2021!
See you soon #anthrotwitter!
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Us: We’ve listened to you. We’ve heard your calls. We’ve read your threads. We know what the people want. Our membership is our future, and it’s time for real, meaningful change!
Also us: [renews Wiley contract for 100 more years]
There's no way to join either. Just add us to your CV. Who cares? We also have no annual meetings, no journals, no material resources to speak of!. But we have each other. And that's already more than the real AAA has to offer. 🏴
Hi new followers, I'm Fred Frebow, Executive Director of @AmAnthroAss . I believe that all Black lives matter, all cops are bastards (even your uncle), housing is a human right, trans people are people, legalize all drugs, land back (with interest), and #FreePalestine
There are no dues for joining @AmAnthroAss, as I don't earn an income from this position, and therefore I have no reason to justify exorbitant fees that would otherwise be disproportionately burdensome to students, precariously employed, and junior faculty