Miss Mwathia

P. O. S. I. T. I. V. I. T. Y👼✌

[Oh Lord @theManOf_God]

When you realize God wasn't lying when he said he had plans for you to prosper, have a good future and find hope.

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

when he says he was too busy to text back but i was on another date and still texted back

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Yall. July is next week.

[Laura 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @LauraSianDixon]

My heart goes out to all the girlies who are on their period during a heatwave 🙁

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me i'm out of image uploads

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Crash course on contraception, grab a seat🪑
Here’s what you should know about the Pros and Cons of different contraceptive options.
1. Abstinence : 100% effective. Kama akikushika unaanza kuhema kama tractor, it probably won’t work.
2. Pills: quick return to fertility, might be good for acne, good for stabilizing menses for women with irregular flow, might have a negative effect on your mood, not for forgetful people cause you have to remember to take it everyday, not for people who would like to hide it from their partners
3. Depo injections(every 3 months): can cause delayed return of fertility- upto 3 years. For this reason, it’s best for people who are done having kids. Very high levels of hormone in the injection so side effects kwa wingi. Affects your menses. Zinaeza kuwa heavy/absent. Not for people who don’t like injections
4. Implants - most effective statistically, quick return of fertility, can go upto 5 years, your mother in law/twitter bullies might notice the scar. Might make you gain weight. Might affect your mood. Might make your menses lighter with spotting in btn cycles.
5. Copper IUD - can go upto 10years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, menses tend to get heavier with spotting in between, cramps for the first 1-3 months
6. Hormonal IUD - can go upto 5 years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, makes periods much lighter so it’s perfect for women dealing with heavy menses. Can cause cramping for the 1st 1-3 months
7. Condoms - najua hampendi hii but it has no side effects. Also helps protect against sexually transmitted illness.
9. Pull-out: kuwa serious. Just start taking a parenting class or saving money for Marie Stopes
10. Counting days - good for couples who can’t use contraception for religious or cultural reasons. I hope you’re good at math. Praying for you🙏🏾

[exodia . @rarestofall_]

having big boobs makes you look bigger than you are fr

[Davido @davido]

Yo JONASI is WILD

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Piarais Mac Alastair @piarais91]

Belfast is Anti-Racist 🤝

[Brendan McCourt @mccourt_brendan]

Thousands attend anti racism rally in Belfast today. #Belfast

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

[Patrick Corrigan @PatrickCorrigan]

Who is Belfast? This is Belfast.

A city for all.

Belfast stands against racism.
(pic © Reuters)

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.