*better than i was the last time

Good morn' or evening friends

[*better than i was the last time @AmIFameisYet]

As I told you from the beginning,
I don't have money
I have bills to pay
But that meant nothing to you
Absolutely nothing...

Hmm, let's see, I have

Ooh, yeah, I'ma make myself a hot link when I get home

Meant nothing to you
Saving my seven dollars

[*better than i was the last time @AmIFameisYet]

That's what it is, it's not just money
It's so much more than that
Right now, it's the difference between you being able to go to a prom
And disappointing a girl

[Vanilla Thunder @VThunder6969]

@Judnikki BROTHER retail workers don’t need clocks

We know it’s 3:30 because the same song we heard at 10:15 is playing again.

That playlist is psychological torture with a beat!

[Z*Y @ThatComicFan3]

Mahershala Ali and Don Cheadle need to jump Kevin Feige

[bum @BattleRapBum]

MAN I GOT SUMMER HATIN ON ME CUZ IM HOTTER THAN THE SUN, GOT SPRING HATIN ON ME CUZ I AINT NEVER SPRUNG. WINTURRR HATIN ON ME CUZ IM COLDER THAN YALL— AND I WILL NEVER, I WILL NEVER I WILL NEVER FALL

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

It's always a little exhilarating to realize, halfway through listening to a new album, that it's just totally awful

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

(with more drugs in my body than nutrients) why do I feel slightly unwell rn

[DJ DollEyes @centuryofakers]

i mean this is what makes it all worth it

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[james @jms_tny]

One of the bravest things a gay guy can do is accept he has no business in New York City

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

Orlando Bloom would be a beautiful name for a WBNA team

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[fully fund transit @crosstown_line]

kind of cursed that a long weekend in Hudson, NY is the same price as a week in a luxury hotel in Lisbon

[*better than i was the last time @AmIFameisYet]

@macolon2 and it was a full mini scandal we all saw it

[*better than i was the last time @AmIFameisYet]

😢

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

My low commitment avoidant attachment situationship just microcheated😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Does anyone else ever stop to think that maybe addiction is so rampant in America because we’ve created an unbearable reality for so many people

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.