Evan Dammarell

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here. | Award-winning discontent creator, local ne'er-do-well. | 🇵🇸 🇸🇴

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

@willmenaker This is what people voted for when they voted for Mamdani

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The Atlanta Hawks gotta finish No. 2 on the final NBA Power Rankings for this season after getting two wins against the Knicks, tbh.

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@EmmaVigeland @bradlander He gives Thibs vibes #noticing

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This is New York's first NBA Finals win since Rudy Giuliani was mayor.

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Knicks' NBA Finals wins in Zohran Mamdani's New York: 1

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Give me seven games of this series stat

[… @MindOfBron]

LOOK AT WEMBY AND MITCH😂

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This is a Finals for Real Hoopers™️ only

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Jalen Brunson... goodness

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

This is a Finals for Real Hoopers™️ only

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

Did someone hire Etsy witches to spite Jalen Brunson?

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

@ettingermentum Hope you land the Lakers multiple times, I guess. Also, the game penalizes you for playing a player out of their natural position (LeBron at PG, etc.).
https://t.co/sHLI7VrHd8

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

So it *is* possible to go 82-0

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

So it *is* possible to go 82-0

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

@TweetsByRoberto

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I think this is the worst I can do

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@Kurt_Monk https://t.co/xZMgX8y1gB

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Oi hughie ure uh facking cube mate

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

is that Jack Quaid as the cube?

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

Ok this game is extremely addictive

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

The Guardians avenged the #Cavs this evening.

[NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan]

CLE ~ Other - State Road/Cyprus - M is wrestling with a deer to prevent it from running into the street. CPD supervisor is puzzled as to how to respond. -BW