Thomas (Official Parody)

He/Him.

Come for the frequent manic sports tweets, stay for the once-a-month funny tweets

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

Glad the committee made sure to get the elite teams into the Regionals

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ending your season on a pitch clock violation is so sick and twisted it’s hilarious

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@MercerBaseball Who let Toby's cousing Coby in here?!

[Mercer Baseball @MercerBaseball]

That’s a wrap on the best regular season in school history 🎉

#GoodToGreat | #WinnersWin

[The Southern Conference @SoConSports]

Congratulations @MercerBaseball! #itsallhere

[CBB Kings @CBBKings]

UMASS AND COASTAL CAROLINA JUST PLAYED ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN.

JUST WATCH THESE SHOTS.

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@LabanowitzStone Mercer football fans the past week

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

Mercer locker room next year

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Mercer standout freshman QB Braden Atkinson plans to enter the @TransferPortal, he tells @on3

This season he totaled 3,611 passing yards and 34 TDs

Won the Jerry Rice Award, which is awarded to the most outstanding freshman in FCS

https://t.co/RlUbB6EMhS

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@SamHerderFCS Sam what do you mean everything is completely fine here. Nothing of note happening.

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@max_olson

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@EggheadGreGG @PeteThamel @LRbears @ LR it's time

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

(Very happy for Coach Jacobs who is more than desering. Excellent hire for Toledo and excited to see how high he can take them)

[Pete Nakos @PeteNakos]

Toledo is expected to hire Mercer's Mike Jacobs, sources tell @on3. He’s 94-23 with no losing seasons as a head coach.

Former Ohio State offensive lineman. CBS reported he was the target.

https://t.co/HbBwLSZLxJ

[The Southern Conference @SoConSports]

.@MercerFootball’s Braden Atkinson Wins 2025 Jerry Rice Award 🏈 #itsallhere

📰
https://t.co/Zr6Nf3UXi0

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@MercerMBB

[Mercer Men's Basketball @MercerMBB]

Got it done at home! 🐻

#GoBears

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@EggheadGreGG @soconpulse Winning close games against decent teams and not losing to D2 schools??

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@FCSNationRadio1 Mercer

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@SamHerderFCS First time a SoCon team has won the conference outright in B2B years since App State, if I'm not mistaken

[The Southern Conference @SoConSports]

WHAT A GAME! @MercerFootball clinches an automatic bid to the @NCAA_FCS playoffs after a thrilling win over Western Carolina.

#itsallhere

[Thomas (Official Parody) @AmTrack]

@soconpulse All of Macon right now