Pontifex Trollimus

it’s all so tiresome

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

I really don’t care, Margret.

I don’t want these people in my country.

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@PlisskenPatriot She took me by the hand, made me a man. That one night. She made everything alright.

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@NancyMace I volunteer as tribute

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@hollywoodloverg Mommy

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

I WANT MOMMY. I WANT MILK. I WANT TO BE HELD. I WANT TO BE COMFORTED.

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@LaraLeaTrump @EricTrump Whoa

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

Seems a little high to me… best we can do is 271,000

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@TAMUPolice They all look the same

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

This would help if they didn’t all look the same

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Update: this is an additional photo of the person of interest from inside the MSC Bookstore. If anyone can ID this person, please contact Det. Wester.

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

She did this

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@_MLFootball @lexiosborne @Xommanders @TheRealCoach_JB @dandakich @LeVeonBell @StephieSmallls @_jason_777 @KennyKing_Jr @RavensTalkPod @JustinM_NFL Most of these guys are better running-backs than quarterbacks

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

Enjoying watching tennis. Burnerverse, am I a homosexual? #shrink

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BABE WAKE UP NEW MKC TIKTOK #expand #rapeme

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@catpisciotta1 THATS NOT POWERADE

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@brandi_love Do you need any vitamin D?

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

What sort of ball knowledge we talking ladies?

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

We wuz tryna git dat stimmy band

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

President Trump is considering a $5,000 baby bonus for mothers to help boost the U.S. birth rate

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOOOOOOOF WOOOF RAWR

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

You bark, I bite.

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

Miss 100% of the shots you don’t take #expand

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

“It had nothing to do with race”

You forgot one small detail: THEY WERE AT A LITERAL TRACK MEET

[Pontifex Trollimus @AmWilberforce]

@BoningYourBitch So glad you’re safe Bonnie! Dangerous days we are living in. Watch out don’t want to be Karmeloed!

Pontifex.