Amadeussss

Veni, Vidi, Vici.

[Pascal Laurent @Pascal_Laurent_]

🇺🇸 🇧🇪 AUJOURD'HUI NOUS ALLONS PARLER DES DROITS DE DOUANE POUR LA BELGIQUE.
• Si la Belgique obtient un corner +25%.
• Si la Belgique obtient un coup franc à proximité de la surface de réparation +35%.
• Si la Belgique obtient un penalty +80%.
• Si la Belgique marque un but +150%.
• Si la Belgique gagne le match elle sera ajoutée à la liste noire.

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Thomas Tuchel’s face when he thought Stones did something to his shoulder 🤣🤣🤣

What a squad 👏😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Daniels @L9Daniels]

El francés promedio al darse cuenta de que, gane o pierda Marruecos, igual le van a quemar el coche:

[EFFE🏁 @canaleffe]

CABO VERDE NA PRIMEIRA COPA DO MUNDO DA SUA HISTORIA:

[Balota Romântico @balotaromantico]

Você jamais será esquecida Cabo Verde

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Dad why is my name Vozinha Cabral?”

Me:

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🇩🇯🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

Brain so fried I thought mbappe was walking in front of them

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘You’re not even Portuguese’

Me at my house:

[MD TIPS @md__tips]

Quando eu aposto em ambas marcam e o time ruim faz o gol primeiro

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Woltemade it’s time.

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

ATENCIÓN: ACABA DE CAER EN TEL AVIV EL PENAL DE TAH ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Anytime I see “translated from Portuguese” I know I’ll be the first in my bloodline to read that sentence

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Goalkeepers when Messi shoot

[New Direction AFRICA @Its_ereko]

🚨 Iran captain Mehdi Taremi just exposed @FIFAcom and the US:

“This is a disaster World Cup. Infantino promised to fix everything in our locker room… he did nothing. We can’t stay in Seattle — forced back to Tijuana every time. They want us out.”

Visa denials for staff. Day-before travel from Mexico. No recovery. Constant harassment because Iran refuses to bow.

This isn’t sport. It’s political sabotage by the empire using the World Cup as a weapon.

FIFA claims neutrality while Infantino plays lapdog. Iranian players still fighting with dignity.

Expose it. Stand with the players.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[່ @pxrcyishim]

your girl ask you why you stop mid crack but it’s time for hydration break

[webdivo nettinho @webdivonettinho]

“o endrick está dormindo no andar abaixo, não pulem pois dá pra ouvir”

ancelotti:

[Luis Miguel O ÚNICO☭ @MalaguetaMiguel]

O pescoço dele é da grossura da cabeça inteira, ele parece o Tungtungtung Sahur de costas