Aman

Primate.

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

Life is trial and error. but mostly error. like . a shitload of errors.

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

Unstable government is a stable Democracy.

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

@SwachhIndore Hi, I have been facing stray cats problem in my home, one has given birth to kittens and now they are creating all sorts of gandagi, bringing dead animals to our house etc. where can i raise the complaint ? please help

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

Kohli bhai off side ko non veg platter imagine karo aur udhar dekho hi mat.

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

@imVkohli bhai Offside samjho ki non veg platter hai, udhar dekhna hi nahi hai.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

To My many Indian followers: Sorry I haven’t talked to you much lately — I’ve been dealing with some crazy stuff in a democracy way smaller than yours — but I still offer Myself as a refreshing divine alternative to the same old boring Trimurti. After all, who needs a three-god Trinity when you can have a Trinity with just ONE? I offer triple the value!

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

Petition to bring Rohit Sharma and Maggie jokes back #INDvNZ

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

Virat kohli master plan : aisehi khelte rahunga, koi bhaav nahi dega then I can shift back to India. #INDvNZ

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

Why has no one called self driving cars autoautomobiles

[Wasim Jaffer @WasimJaffer14]

Ind batters this morning 🫣 Combination of tough conditions and great bowling by NZ #INDvNZ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Even rockets need hugs 🥰

[India Wants To Know: India's First Panel Quiz Show @IWTKQuiz]

Indian cricket is thriving today, with BCCI Secretary Jay Shah even meeting the NFL Commissioner in New York.

It wasn’t always this way.

There was a time when BCCI couldn't afford to give players bonuses, & it needed Ma Saraswati, Lata Mangeshkar's help.

A thread 🧵

[Vijay Mallya @TheVijayMallya]

Heartiest congratulations to the RCB Women’s Team for winning the WPL. It would be a fantastic double if the RCB Men’s Team won the IPL which is long overdue. Good Luck.

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

@MobiKwikSWAT Waiting for an update on the issue

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

@MobiKwikSWAT Hi, I reported about a wrong payment issue and now I cannot login to my mobikwik account. it says user is disabled.

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

@tech_burner

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

at this point wishing for charles win at monaco is equivalent to 'ee sala cup namde' #Ferrari #f1 #rcb #MonacoGrandPrix

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Charles Leclerc has been handed a three-place grid penalty for impeding Norris

#MonacoGP #F1

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

#BGT2023 Viewers right now :

[Swiggy @Swiggy]

2757 packets of @DurexIndia condoms delivered by @SwiggyInstamart so far. please order 4212 more to make it 6969, so we can all say "nice"

[Aman @AmanPhanse]

@ifeelkingOG Itna sach bhi nahi bolna tha !!