Amanda Underwood

Yorkshire girl, tea aficionado and animal lover with a crippling case of wanderlust. Lover of burnt toast, nice manners and clean fingernails.

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@JustMissEmma Ohhhh, those were the days….*sigh* Good morning! 🧡

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Friends, you find me nekkid sat up in bed. I have a towel under my boobicles & another under my belly. I cannot recommend this enough if you are of generous proportions like moi. Nothing is sticking to anything. Attractive, no. Blissful, yes #scorchio #feckinghot

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@SarahMillican75 I didn’t know the back of my knees could be so sweaty. Attractive, no?

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It’s dark chocolate ice cream, honest…#chocolatekisses #magnum #gizzakiss

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@JustMissEmma Absolutely this. Also - if a giraffe wore a bow tie would they wear it at the top or bottom of their neck? I’m trying to get my brain not to ponder whether their hoofies can reach up to their chin…

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Today I be mostly partaking in naked domestic chores #scorchio

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@JDiime Ohhhh, a peck. Well thank you

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@RifkindSteven And what might that be…?

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@RifkindSteven You have…?

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@HonestJ13162013 I thought that too but then I thought maybe he was hanging his head to get away from the noise.
And how many paracetamols would a horse need to get rid of a headache? My furtive imagination is running away with me, sorry!

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I have Q’s. Do the drum horses get headache after having those huge drums walloped behind their ears? Do the misters who do all the shouting out have to have a particular voice (ie. rough & gruff) What if you’re an amazing guardsman but your voice isn’t right? #TroopingTheColour

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@Kristinartz Spoodle is pretty cute (soup ladle = spoodle)

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Introduce yourself with ten bands/artists you’ve seen live:

Bruce Springsteen
Madonna
Prince
Pulp
Muse
Florence and the Machine
Billie Eilish
Hozier
Self Esteem
Stereophonics

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@emmahoneybone Elbow
Massive Attack
The XX
Alt-J
Florence and the Machine
I Am Kloot
Róisín Murphy
Hurts
Doves
White Lies

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@robwalkertv Please could you answer a question for me? Yesterday during THAT snooker frame, what would have happened if one of the players/referee had really needed the loo??? It was 4x’s as long as a normal frame and all that water they drink. Super strong bladders!

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@Mr_Husky1 The little boy next door has, for as long as he’s been talking, said ‘hoar hoar’ for dinosaur. He LOVES hoar hoars. All his family say it, me and my partner say it and not just when speaking to him. Always. Preschool are now saying that we must all stop so that he does too. Boooo

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@BridgeBooksDro1 I’m looking after my neighbours doggie while they’re away. She’s called Poppy, a Lhasa Apso/Shitzu cross. She’s 3 yrs old & an utterly adorable mischief maker. Currently running a sock stealing racket but anything’s fair game - Velcro, duck tape, sandpaper…get well soon 🧡