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I just want to talk to your dog

[anti pigeon @aluminiummaiden]

People rly don't know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

every time i like an actor i go find their law and order episode to see if they can really act

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Please stop dming the government at 1am.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

This supercut of Scheana watching the #PumpRules reunion from her trailer is my new favorite video on the internet

[hi @realitea_time]

Watching Sandoval and Rachel get EATEN up for 3 hours from my couch like
#PumpRules #pumprulesreunion

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Casablanca works so well because it's about a love triangle but there's also a 4th guy who would sleep with everyone in that love triangle and he is constantly saying some of the greatest lines in movie history.

[will defries @willdefries]

in my sweatshirt and shorts era

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Can I ask a stupid question. What’s wrong with trees

[Kevin Frey @KevinJFrey]

An *only in NYC* scenario … with the press lined up outside the Manhattan DA’s office awaiting grand jury action in the Trump case, a block away, a crew is filming an episode of Law & Order SVU

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time I knew a relationship was over because we were on a road trip and I looked out the window like “cows!!!” and she didn’t say ANYTHING. NOTHING. then we drove the next 5 hours in silence while I was like damn this is definitely not gonna work

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Before vs. after the lawyer calls

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you get out of the shower and sit on the bed trying to get yourself pumped up to get dressed and start your day.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Mandy Matney @MandyMatney]

How everyone feels right now.. #MurdaughTrial

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Every time I see Elon’s tweets at the top of my feed because he changed the algorithm to satiate himself, I think about how bad he must be in bed.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet https://t.co/vV73ZF3ocC