Amanda Blue

expecto patronum ♡

[Amanda Blue @AmandaBlue88]

I was walking in front of the Palace Theatre in London (@HPPlayLDN) wearing my Gryffindor scarf.

Random Muggle talking to his mate: ...I don't even like Harry Potter...

Me:

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Online check in. Outbound flight.
Me: haha you're in the middle seat!
Him: 😥😥😥

Online check in. Return flight.
Me: haha you're in the middle seat again!
Him: you think it's funny huh? You're in the aisle!!

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Him: how do you play with a cat?

Me: you don't play with the cat. The cat plays with you.

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Me to the insecure little voice in my head

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Him: I'll see you in an hour.

Me: I can't wait. You know why?.

Him: because you're hungry.

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Him: aww that's so sweet of you, you have a good heart...

...you can't be in the Night's Watch.

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Him: let's go hiking tomorrow. But we have to wake up early.

(It's 0900 and he rolls in his sleep. Yes, still sleeping.)

Me:

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Him: what is (bad word) in Filipino?

Me: hmm. "makulit ako."

Him: makulit ako. Makulit ako. Makulit ako.

Me: (starts giggling)

Him: wait. It's not! Makulit ako? MAKULIT KA!!

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When you're sitting comfortably in the train and didn't realise you're sitting backwards...

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I'm not perfect, I have no talents, but I love food.

[Football Tweets @FutballTweets]

Senegal⁠ fans cleaning their section before leaving the stadium after their historic victory against Poland. This is class.

The best thing you will see today. 👏🇸🇳

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Him: if you become an animagus, what animal would you be?

Me: what do you think?

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Me: are you going to the gym?

Him: maybe later. Or tomorrow.

Me: (as I walk away) 🤣🤣🤣

Him: what was that?

Me:

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Me: what did you do today?

Him: not much, I was quite lazy. I'm not very proud of it.

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I wanted to slap that person with my two IELTS results, one for each cheek. The second one might hurt a lot more because it was expensive AF.

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Old person who just met me, after one look at me: I didn't know you spoke English.

Me inside:

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Regret is rolling him onto his back in the middle of the night and he starts snoring

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Me watching Sheldon and Amy's wedding 💙 @thebigbangshow

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Can we please fast forward to Tuesday?

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Him: don't let the cat sleep on the bed.

Oh, he's on your side of the bed. Never mind. It's ok.