Amanda Burns

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

WAIT, YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ELECTRONICS TURN ON BECAUSE OF A CHANGE IN FREQUENCY CAN BE A NEURODIVERGENT THING??? BRO I THOUGHT EVERYONE COULD HEAR THAT.

[Joe @UFLORIDAJOE]

Two small children will now grow up without a father because politics have become people’s religion.

[Sarah Colero @Sarah_Colero]

Because the patient recieved medical gaslighting throughout stages 1, 2 & 3.

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

I may have to retire when I’m 129 but at least there’s a new Turnpike Troubadours album coming this week.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren’t having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

[Ron Killings @RonKillings]

Think I might crash out

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bringing back this classic for Valentines Day

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Pfizer’s cancer drug commercial was beautiful, but their breast cancer drug Ibrance costs $10k per month and their prostate cancer drug Xtandi costs $22k per month.

Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

not to self diagnose but i think i have the christmas spirit

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

idc if i'm the villain in your story cus you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

[mol @heymoll]

Annual tweet: my family is fucked up but at least no one runs the turkey trot

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

didn’t even know there was an election going on. as a registered voter in the state of pennsylvania, i wish someone could text me 12-15 times a day in an increasingly desperate tone about this upcoming event, which i had forgotten about

[cuban linx @fromNYwithluv]

Wrap up this Halloween shit fr. It’s time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch.

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Look man. I’m not trying to incite violence or fly to close to the sun here and say the quiet part out loud…..

But if the Government keeps fucking with the Appalachians they are gonna fuck around and find out.

Those good ol boys have a reputation for a fucking reason. Idk if you want that smoke…..