Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro

Writer. Editor. Self-proclaimed comedian. Loyola Greyhound ‘11. 💚 Emerson Lion ‘20. 🦁

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

@ErinKBrookes Lol is that celery or string cheese? Really hope it’s 🧀.

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Today, as we arrived at @dunkindonuts after placing our mobile orders, I said to @DatDreamWeaver “ah man I wish I had ordered munchkins too.” Proceed to walk inside and @DatDreamWeaver’s order included a strawberry frosted donut w/ sprinkles, my favorite! 🥲🥰🍩 #loveisdonuts

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Four years, two homes, one pandemic. These @BedBathBeyond coupons and I have been through a lot together!

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

@StephofLegends We have quite the acrobatic one who walks out on a very thin branch, jumps onto the bird feeder wire, and spins completely around the wire 2-3 times to end up upside down on the feeder. It’s hard to be mad when I’m so impressed. 🐿️

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

You know your campus parking assignment is not great when the guy who pulls up next to you takes a collapsible scooter out of his trunk. 🛴

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Don’t give up on your dreams, folks!

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Okay baking / cooking community. How come some of my pitas puff up and some don’t?! Same batch of dough, same oven temp, same pan. 🤔

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

@StephofLegends I saw one today! And I knew what it was from your tweet. Thanks @StephofLegends 😊

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Looks like we’re not going to make our second attempt at this trip, thanks @AmericanAir 🙄. Canceled flight yesterday, no communication, no rebooking support. Found new flight for today. Failed engine on the tarmac. Will 4993 wait for us in Phoenix? I doubt it. 😡

[The Ski Monster @TheSkiMonster]

I can smell this photo

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

The @Macys day parade is wild because suddenly @bigtimerush’s backup dancers are chocolatiers and Sean Paul is rapping on a giant elephant float with people wearing fish hats.

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

“And today’s not even Friday!” exclaims a child scootering to school in the North End on this Monday morning.

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

@DatDreamWeaver @Jeopardy How do you know everything about everything?!

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Thursday night football on @amazon @PrimeVideo is going really well. @NFL

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

It’s not locked so I guess it’s not a problem.

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

When given the option between “thing” or “living thing” in the @WheelofFortune bonus round, WHY would anyone ever pick “thing”?! Oh, I could have the option of anything living, or I could have the option of literally any item - living, dead, or inanimate. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

Yes my passport and smashed penny collection reside in the same drawer, what about it?

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

everybody has a drawer in their home that contains both garbage and the most important documents a human can have

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

If you open the dishwasher while it’s washing, it will shoot water out at you. I have tested this theory a few times now with the same results every time.

[Civil_War_MBTA @MbtaWar]

Brother,
Hope is forever elusive. I soddenly write from the riverbank. Our @MBTA #orangeline train has caught fire. Windows were shattered. We jumped in the river to escape. Tell mother and father I will not be home for supper.

[Amanda Stoll DiCristofaro @AmandaCStoll]

My father, my husband, the professional golf instructor: “Give your 5 wood a try here.” Me: “Okay, sure.” Grabs the 6 iron and doesn’t look back. #golf🏌🏻‍♀️