Amanda

Oh hey

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@yo_adrian_28 @Mmonty8six

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@Mmonty8six @yo_adrian_28 You and I both know that Andy wouldn’t let anyone else be a hog. He wouldn’t be able to pick his favorite. It would have to be an Andy only 4 year stretch of a costume.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

Anyone have a landline I can borrow for my laziest costume yet.
#CaseyBecker #whatsyourfavoritescarymovie

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

Being from a time where Neverending Story & Dark Crystal were just what the babysitter put on I’d like to think I am tougher than being afraid of sharp violins but alas

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

I hate gum commercials.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@Mmonty8six I’m sure they appreciate you insinuating they ever were. Actually they’re Karen’s so I take that back.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

Being compared to Karen Walker is one of my greatest accomplishments.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

Trying to hold the new iPhone without a case is like trying to hug a wet seal

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Watching the third Lord of the Rings and I am beginning to think there’s something suspicious about this old woman

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@Mmonty8six 😕

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

If someone would’ve told me that on Labor Day weekend at age 32 I would be getting teary eyed watching the 2012 Olympics Spice Girls performance.. I probably would’ve believed them.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@Mmonty8six A Girl PowerPoint

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@Mmonty8six Highlight reel just gained another slide

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

@Mmonty8six My 2020 highlight reel only contains the 2012 Spice Girls performance.

[Justice For Alonzo Brooks @unsolvedjustice]

Let's not forget about #AlonzoBrooks and his family.

“They hid my son. I tell everybody - they hid my son somewhere in that town.

#justiceforalonzobrooks #unsolvedmysteries

https://t.co/y7dEVQRK2j

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

If you think you’re masculine and superior for not wearing a mask - I don’t give a shit. I promise you. Your speech is wasted on me. Just don’t go around people who didn’t ask for your apathetic peasantry.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

I’d be really impressed if this was about the migratory pattern of a humpback whale.

[Amanda @AmandaDinkster]

This. You ask what’s happening. This is. I’m here for it.