amanda.elizabeth🦦

•World renowned winger of things you should never wing.

[amanda.elizabeth🦦 @AmandaEvans27]

You’re defined by how you treat people, not how they treat you. Remember that. Everyone deserves to be treated like someone. My dad taught me that and I’ll hold true to that forever. Proceed on. ✋🤓

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

I have absolutely zero desire to see technology advance any further. No more AI. No more data centers. We don't need a new iPhone every year or flying cars.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Hospitals can charge up to $700 for a bag of saline, which only costs them an average of $2.00 per bag. Someone explain to me how this is NOT a form of legalized fraud? Please make it make sense.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

Say what you want, but the eight years under Obama were just calm. Competent people in charge, no drama, no scandals. We really took it for granted.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to 'Make America Healthy Again' have given America:

The worst measles outbreak since 1991
The worst screwworm outbreak in 60 years
The worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in years

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I miss when "Tech" made life simpler. Now, I need an app to park my car, a QR code to read a menu, and a 2-factor authentication code just to check my own bank balance. We are over-complicating ourselves into a collective nervous breakdown.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Wow. Donald Trump is holding affordable housing hostage until Congress passes his voter suppression bill.

He is literally delaying help for families struggling to afford a home in order to make it harder for married women and Black Americans to vote.

He is a sick man!

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

76-year-old Martha was inside her own home when a Tesla, reportedly on autopilot, came crashing through her wall and took her life. This is not the first time we have had these conversations about Teslas. The federal government has now opened an investigation and we will be watching closely. Martha deserved to be safe in her own home. Our prayers go out to her family.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, requiring Doctor’s notes to excuse sick days is inherently classist in a country without universal healthcare, and it is wild how little that is discussed.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They never found a single Haitian immigrant eating cats and dogs.
They never identified the two pilots who were supposedly shot down and rescued.
They never produced the evidence that the 2020 election was stolen.
And they’re never going to find the Reflecting Pool slasher.

MAGA is a bunch of fucking idiots who will literally believe anything.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Maga is boycotting the Obama Presidential Library... as if they have ever even stepped foot in a library anyways lol

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I think it's very important that we remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

[Mr Jamie @mcnicollme]

@AzPetrich It gets worse …

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump cheated on his first wife, who said he raped her, with his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a playmate and a porn star.

So MAGA can take their performative pearl clutching act about fidelity and fuck all the way off.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

QUOTE OF A LIFETIME

"Being MAGA isn't just about being Stupid. It's about showing the World how proud you are to be Stupid."

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Hills I’ll die on:

There is a cure for cancer, they just don’t want to lose money.

Health insurance is a scam.

Our food system is the main cause for our health issues.

Kids need less electronics and more time outdoors.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.