Amanda Genine

There is a colonial woman on the wing. There is something they’re not telling us. She was out there churning butter.

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

my 2020 explanation theory is that Cersei Lannister decided to play Jumanji

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

At this point, I am single-handedly keeping @amazon in business because there is not a day that a package does not show up to my house. I don’t even hit “add to cart” anymore, we’ve moved straight to “buy now.”

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Me randomly on a Monday night: I miss Christina Yang.

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Idk what this season of “13 Reasons Why” is, but I do know what it’s not and that’s good television. I don’t even want to watch, but I’m committed.

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

I’m not going to die alone, I’m taking all my mental illness with me.

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Some days I wake up ready to get a green juice, go for a run and be a healthy, productive member of society. Other days I wake up and Uber eats @dunkindonuts while I stay in pajamas all day and get muffin crumbs all over my bed

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

If I get pulled over by the police, a part of me knows that if I cry, I may get off with a warning. If a black person gets pulled over by the police, they know there’s a chance they���ll be unjustly murdered. Stop ignoring racism & white privilege. Speak up. Be an ally. #BLM

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

I just saw someone compare stay-at-home orders and quarantine to domestic violence, insinuating that government is abusing us and I have officially given up hope for the human race.

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Brett Michaels is the love child of Joe Exotic and Carol Baskin

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

I used to love “Follow Me” by uncle Kracker as a young, stupid child, but then I just actually listened to the lyrics and I’m horrified

[Joseph Toomey, PhD @JosephToomeyPHD]

Arguing with people who refuse to wear masks is like arguing with a five year old who won’t put their socks on. I know you don’t have a rational reason for refusing to put them on, but if you don’t, we’re not leaving the house! #CoverYourFace

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Watching the plague episode of Grey’s Anatomy where Derek and George are quarantined in the locker room is unbelievably relatable and I never thought it would be

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

I find it disrespectful that alcohol has calories.

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Someone tell me why my roommate is the one who decided COVID is over and has had people over this week

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

@ruth_gilbert Yes, bc I’m two weeks I’ll be called “Doctor” and it’s all thanks to the assholes who told me I couldn’t

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Me: tells my dad I’m getting another dog

Dad: absolutely not , you don’t need another dog

Me: you and mom didn’t NEED a second kid yet here I am in all my glory

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Tell me why I dreamt that I was in NYC for a short, specific amount of time and while I was there I met @Harry_Styles and we spent the whole weekend together in this blissful dating-but-knowing-it-will-end kind of state. But according to dream me, he is a great kisser

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

I’m re-watching The Vampire Diaries but now I’m wondering how male vampires have sex because there’s no blood flow to get their little willies up

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

Here’s your Saturday night reminder that men are trash

[Amanda Genine @AmandaGenine]

I made the mistake of looking up adoptable German Shepherd puppies and now I can’t stop crying