Sometimes when I’m laying in my bed and I’m too tired to wash my face I think about Jeffree star standing over my bed with a knife and my ass gets right up LOL
@mostdopebunny I never see anyone I actually follow pushed to me on my feed anymore, just storefronts and reels and random recommended things from people I don't even follow. 😩
@toriexxo SAME. Everyone is like why not?? But I really just don’t want to commit to it every single year and have to come up with a new idea and clean up after the elf when it “trashes” my house. I’m a mean mom 😅
@toriexxo Omg I have those too! Like I look at the comments and see that I haven’t heard from that person in awhile and I click on their page and it says “add friend” I just wanna know their last straw 🤣
Elderly people at grocery stores are wildddd. I was grocery shopping with my daughter minding my business and some old man walked up to me and asked “where’s the dad?”
Like he is at home Carl, where is your hairline?
One thing that sucks after having a baby is once the newness of your baby wears off, no one gives a shit. No one visits, calls or checks in anymore. Everyone is so excited for a new baby but after a month or two everyone is back to not caring. Motherhood is so lonely.