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Jameson 🐶 1/4/17-2/2/20

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

She came in backwards so she can be surprised 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ why don’t I get invited to elephant birthdays 😭😭😭

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I just saw on the news they're suggesting people check on the elderly. I'm usually up by 6 or 6:30. Bring donuts.

[aalisha @aalishamusic]

Crying while exiting a CVS Pharmacy because I had to witness an elderly man be denied his medication because he couldn’t afford it. He had to sit down because he was feeling so unwell. I hate this country.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Imagine being forced to give someone 6.2% of your paycheck, every single check, every month, for 30 to 50 years of your life.

And that person said, "Don't worry, I'm holding this for you and will pay it back to you on a monthly basis, when you retire at 65."

And then they said, "Nah, just kidding. I meant when you retire at 67. And at that time, I'll only give you 70% of what you paid me."

And then they said, "Oops, I spent all your money. You're out of luck."

That's the U.S. government.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Turns out, everything our grandparents thought was cool, is cool.

Real food. Guns. Fishing. Hunting. Offensive jokes. Not trusting the government. Raising a family. Peace and quiet. A simple life.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Having to pay $2k every 30 days just to have a roof over your head is actually insane to me like what are we doing bro

[MileyCyrus PRESS @CyrusPRESS]

The difference between her ex Liam and her current fiancé is insane. Liam wanted her to tone herself down, so she kicked him, while Max loves her for who she is and lets her shine and have her moment. Ladies, never settle for less.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest disappointment as an adult was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[WWG1WGA🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA_QQ]

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country:

"Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result.

I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

[manda @AmandaKinmartin]

We are so cooked

[Dogan Ural @doganuraldesign]

Introducing: Tesla RoboPod

First Full Self-Driving Stroller

Starts from $2499

[Mike Sperrazza @MikeASperrazza]

So I’m from Buffalo, and our mayor just told us we’re broke and he needs to raise taxes because the plows are too old and the street lights don’t work. But hey, we have money for rainbows and bullshit on buses.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Hantavirus sure disappeared quickly once we made it clear we are not doing that again,

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

love being married and it’s prob because i married the person i was with at 30 and not the person i was with at 20 or the one i was with at 25

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[manda @AmandaKinmartin]

Count ur days @Propel_Water how are you going to subtract two sticks and jack up the mf price

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can’t change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

It’s very important to decide to be happy the moment you wake up, do not dwell into things you have no control over.