Amanda

when you hear Taylor Swift, I hope you think of me
she/her

[jezz @JezziiB]

‘Women are adopting AI at lower rates than men.’

Yeah, because we aren’t f*cking fools.

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

me pausing a movie just to go down a rabbit hole because a random side character looks vaguely familiar

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and actually still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wraťh on the world for the rest of his life

[maeva @maevaemiliaa]

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[ali ⋆𓆩♡𓆪⋆ @fortunesflame]

the intro video kills me every time because mcdavid is like oh i don’t want to say anything negative about my teammates and then you got the captain going OH TOM WILSON IS GOING TO JAIL

[sabunny @mama_moons]

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
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2. 🐎
3. 🐎
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8. 🐎
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[conar @subtoconnorpls]

seriously incredible that they are clearly testing for dementia, and no one around him is brave enough to tell him. but since he can’t help but gloat publicly about everything he keeps revealing it to the world

[laur 🇨🇴🇧🇷 @taysabrinas]

holy fucking shit #sabchella

[chloe 🩺 @ptmcgang]

abbot with the night shift

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

when i got a psychic reading for my cat and she said they fight because one cat thinks she is my soul guardian and that we are meant to be together and my other cat is just a regular animal

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

PRO 👏 PRO 👏 O 👏

[karlie @dontbehappier]

he forms sentences in ways they’ve never been formed before. i applaud him really.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THAT'S AN ALEXANDER OVECHKIN HAT TRICK

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears.

I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day."

I'm glad it maybe helped.