Amanda

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[miri @miriacvd]

Someone said their new ick is when a guy can’t find parking LMFAOOOO yo I felt that

[jess @spookylilj]

last night a guest asked me why i was “26 and still serving tables” right after she tipped me $355

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i have a random wednesday off so i’m gonna do some random wednesday off shit. getting lunch at firehouse subs and then gonna go into joann fabrics and see what the hell is going on in there

[RUSS @russdiemon]

imagine how much further you’d be if you weren’t scared to promote yourself

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you don’t like reality, just ignore it

[Amanda @AmandaMarieShaw]

I 🤍 Dallas

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

The struggle is real

[𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊 𝙳𝚊’𝙽𝚊𝚎 ❤︎ @mxrvssa]

Fuckin a dead beat is not a flex. Fuckin somebody knowing that they have a baby elsewhere and the mother is depressed and possibly going thru postpartum isn’t a flex either. Disgusting actually, be careful when it’s your turn to care for a child. Karma don’t miss.

[DMC @MCCDAN87]

Someone just had a seizure on the treadmill at the gym and I was able to find out all of their medical details using the Medical ID feature on iPhone, everyone go fill it out now, it was so useful

[toxic king @toxicking]

Just be happy you’re not buying gifts for a liar & cheater today

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

why is it so hard to get rid of clothes that i don't even wear

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“im busy tonight”

me being busy:

[5 @noheartinhim]

one person passed away & my whole life changed

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Loss is the toughest hill to climb, for us all. Let those you love know how you feel because none of us are immune to the cycle of life. Honor those we’ve loved and lost by reflecting on their life and the moments we were lucky enough to share. Love you Ronnie RIP

[𝒜𝓁𝑜❦ @aalondraa120]

I'm in my bitchy era I wasn't appreciated when I was sweet