Professor: I knows it’s a hard time right now, but we’ll get through it together!
Me: Thank you for understanding!
Professor: Here’s a 5 page essay, quiz, 5 chapters to read and 20 questions on each chapter all due Friday.
Me:
Do my professors not realize that the 6 quizzes, 5 homework assignments and 3 exams they assigned are actually working against me surviving this deadly pandemic??