Amanda Oh

Comedian, writer, musician, and proud winner of the world’s most boring Twitter bio.

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As a person with anxiety, I never pass up an opportunity to pass up an opportunity.

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#Olympics #Tokyo2020 #TokyoOlympics @theofficetv

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There's a messaging app called Telegram? What is this, the 1800's? They might as well make one called Morse Code.

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There's more tuna DNA in this man than there is in Subway's tuna sandwich

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

A lab test found no tuna DNA in Subway’s tuna sandwich, according to a report.

https://t.co/OdBnCfW5x3

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What a great lineup, @RebeccaTKaplan puts on some kickass shows! Don't miss this tonight, gonna be a fun time!

[Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan]

Psyched for Glass Houses Comedy tonight at 7:30 p.m. eastern with @SammyObeid @katieboylecomic @DanielJPerafan @bitchieslambora @AmandaOhSnap. Free tix at https://t.co/y5EFhMeCgj

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First Ben Affleck, now Marc Anthony. This is all starting to look like "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" Starring: J.Lo

[People @people]

Jennifer Lopez Spotted Getting Coffee with Marc Anthony in Miami Beach: She Was 'Upbeat,' Says Source https://t.co/AYVmkl8oFc

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BREAKING NEWS: Timothée Chalamet has been cast as my pretend boyfriend

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Small talk used to be how you felt about the weather. Now it's about if the vaccine made you feel under the weather.

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The #friendsreunion isn’t that big of a deal now. EVERYONE is having a friends reunion now that vaccines are available.

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The only way this will be successful is if she sells floaties in the shape of her lips.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Kylie Jenner Aims to Conquer Swimwear and Beach Gear Business https://t.co/5gKrE54crx

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Tambourine Man V. Food #PutATVShowInAMovieOrSong

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Stranger Every Little Things She Does Is Magic #PutATVShowInAMovieOrSong

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@lukelynndale Don't remind me of "the time that must not be named." Yes, that's a HP reference 🤓

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Bow Wow AND Romeo are currently trending... is this 2021 or 2001??

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@ComedyisL SAME

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As a person with anxiety, I never pass up an opportunity to pass up an opportunity.

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My toxic trait is that I can't cut in a straight line with scissors

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@DownToyland Haha, my anxiety thanks you

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Breaking Bad Eggs #AddAWordRuinATVShow

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I hate waking up nervous. My anxiety's like "Good morning! While you were sleeping in, I was freaking out."

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@Bigtimer111 Well uh, I... I’d rather not say... (yes)

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Guys stare at my chest all the time. Not because I have big boobs, but because they're so small, they're trying to find them.