Amanda Qiu

I'm the result of the lab experiment that happened on the twelfth of November.
Public speaker, activist, Law & Order fanatic, lover of all things funny.

[Amanda Qiu @AmandaQiuWeb]

I'm not afraid to fall apart before I become a better, stronger, more powerful woman @CustomizedGirl https://t.co/OZT9bNIZgV #CustomizedGirl #StrongWoman #PowerfulWoman #Quote

[Amanda Qiu @AmandaQiuWeb]

We've come so far since the discrimination towards the LGBTQ community. Let us continue to promote equality. #GayAndLesbianPrideMonth

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

damn girl u the finest piece of stardust i ever seen come here a minute lemme holla atcha

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

TRUMP CHOCOLATE BARS JUST NINE DOLLARS AT THE AIRPORT GOD BLESS ALSO WHAT THE FUCK

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

A lot of times when getting ready in the morning I'm running late and riddled with anxiety but today I used a calming shower gel and I was just fine.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good bread bowl.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The guy sitting next to me on the plane placed a tiny chocolate on his tray table. He waited like, 7 hours to eat it. Enjoy hell, fuck-face.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

yea your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

she was your girl until she saw me recycle

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

squad shit means saving the bees wit the homies

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

CALL UP A GIRL RIGHT NOW AND ASK HER "HOW WE SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT TONIGHT" IF SHE SAY SHE DONT KNOW HANG UP SHE NOT THE ONE

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I'm Nick Canyon and Mariah Carry's number one fan.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

The new fucboi is the guy dming you dog pics.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Just trying to give you all the content you deserve: shit.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

SINCE EVERYBODY GOIN BACK TO SCHOOL HERES SOME ADVICE: DO YA WORK EARN GOOD GRADES COLLECT MINERALS STAY FOCUSED & GRADUATE

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

woke up thankful as shit for the pythagorean theorem

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

if you aint talkin bout saving the bees i dont wanna talk

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Yawn in the club to see who's checkin you out.