Amanda Rae Troisi

laisse le peuple s’exprimer, laisse la musique jouer

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

I’ve ever wanted
Besides a teleporter
A dream recorder
#haiku4u

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@hnryluc Have you cracked open season 3 yet? 🥂 🍾 🥂

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@hnryluc Yes! Lol. Does this show make everyone want to get their real estate license (and the subsequent plastic surgery required to succeed) or is it just me?

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

Finished my second quarantine screenplay this morning before 8am. There’s an insane sense of accomplishment getting down on the page a world you’ve had rattling around in your head for years. It’s an incredibly freeing feeling. Thankful for that. ❤️

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

I have a cut on my elbow from a crumb I dropped on my bed. What is life, like even, like, anymore?

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

The cello is the sexiest musical instrument. Tell me I’m wrong. TELL ME I’M WRONG. 🎻 (Don’t you dare tell me I’m wrong.)

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

I put freezer-aisle Arby’s curly fries and Sir Kensington’s chipotle mayo inside a tortilla with other fixings and made myself a damn fine copycat Taco Bell spicy potato taco. These quarantimes are good for one thing: creativity.

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

Technically I’ve already had dinner, but is it cool if I eat an entire tube of crescent rolls for second dinner?

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@Tajonyx still killing it on a Tuesday night in. Thank you love 🙏 Tajonyx - Eavesdropping (Official Music Video) https://t.co/mk0dDqqx1Y via @YouTube

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

What IS this movie and why can’t I turn it off. #PrettyLittleStalker

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

I’ve been watching Teen Witch for 30 years and this is the first time I realized that when she says “genes” (which I heard as jeans) she was talking about genetics and not denim. It’s like learning the real lyrics of an old song. Never gonna be, the same again.

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@MilesCrosman Thank you. I have been WAITING for someone else to watch and understand. Holy cow the characters. Real life is amazing.

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

I’m belt-singing in therapeutic retaliation against the construction that’s been going on next door for the past month because apparently this is what cabin fever looks like for me.

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

You ever look at a de-tomatoed vine and think, “that thing’s creepy?”

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

Somebody’s smoking some choice cheeba on the other side of this shrub wall. #thoughtsatabusstop

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@Rashadtheartist Here’s hoping this country can find some peace and sanity soon. 💕

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@Rashadtheartist Thanks love. I didn’t report it based on my experience with these things—they either tell me there’s nothing they can do and to be more careful or ask me what I was doing to cause it as if a woman walking alone in broad daylight is still a crime.

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@Rashadtheartist Yes I am, thank you—it wasn’t viscous, just scary when a guy turns around and hits you while you’re simply walking to work minding your own business. LA has a major problem and it’s only getting worse apparently. How are you?? Hope all is well in your life love 😘

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

I want a really nice bathtub wayyyyy more than I want a boyfriend. #thisis35 🛁

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

@henrykaiser But in a year we can start talking hindsight... HNY!

[Amanda Rae Troisi @AmandaRaeTroisi]

“He was so immaturely small in the penis.”
That’s the best comeback I’ve ever heard anyone fire at their rapist.