𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼

📍𝙶𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎, 𝙵𝙻

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Don’t come for me, but if you feed your dog pedigree…. You really shouldn’t have a dog lol

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Getting off birth control after 12 years has probably been the best decision of my life but HOLY SHIT I’ve been a ragging bitch the last week. Help

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

So glad I’m getting sick before this wedding 😊😊😊

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Never in my life have I actually seen something get struck by lightening until about 5 minutes ago 😳

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Omfg this whole human deworming thing is CRAZY

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Oooooh wassssup twit twat I’m back

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

@Br33zyrae AHAHAH

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Told myself I wasn’t gonna drink at this wedding tonight but here we are with a 12 on ice. Cheers to the Bradley’s and blacking out ☺️

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Amanda just made me relive getting on the roof of Colony Reef SB 08 and waving at people and then getting banned for life from that property 😂

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

I’m so glad the other girl I bartended with tonight got hammered asf, over-served the fuck out of people, and then just dipped out before the event was over..... thx girl....

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

I would have a MASSIVE migraine today of all days. Any tips for how to alleviate this quickly? 😭😭😭 I have to bartend a wedding in about 2 hours and can’t even get off the couch

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

@MorganWallen PLEASE GOD RELEASE THE SONG SHOW GIRL 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. But you my friend have haters so fuck em

[cara @carraweaver]

Bitch who the fuck reported me on Instagram 😂😂😂

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Note to self. Chai lattes are disgusting. Never order one again.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Joe Exotic 2020

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

Got my Barefoot Dreams blanket & OMG so worth the splurge

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

@MaryKateCobb It’s a great time to be alive in FL

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

@HaleyEdmonds24 Yayyyy! That makes me feel a lot better! Thank you sweet girl 😇

[𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 🐼 @AmandaRuss311]

I only I would have a package get stuck in the drop box at the post office and potentially break.....happy fuckin Monday