ThatOneBitch

Life’s hard. Deal with it 🙄

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

You know what’s sexy? Safe driving

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

I like that when celebrities write books about their feelings they get more famous, but when I do it I get a vacation with the grippy socks.

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

My love language is sending you ridiculous TikTok’s at 4am…

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

@ThatDudeGrant I didn’t need to know this…

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

Honestly my biggest success rn is being in between jobs and some how managing to put pants on almost every day.

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

@KwikTrip

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

After living in WI for the last 22 years, moving out of state. The one that I will miss most is @KwikTrip 💔

[Mik @LillMikki]

Couldn't the government put some extra seratonin in the vaccine? Like, come on, I'm struggling out here. Let's hit two birds with one stone.

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

My friend 20oz Red Bull is the only thing getting me through some of these days

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

If he orders blue cheese with his wings? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

You’re closer to being a crackhead than an Olympic Gold Medalist, Amanda.

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

Why did it take me 22 years to find hobbies?

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

Y’all can be out here graduating college and shit and I’m proud of you for that. But I’m just gonna be sitting pretty traveling my little ass off. ✌️from AK.

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

Good morning

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

#NewProfilePic

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

We’re feeling good about ourselves today, no exceptions.

[ThatOneBitch @AmandaScheel1]

All I want is someone to brush my hair and tell me I’m pretty

[marianne eloise @marianne_eloise]

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

[D  @__Dantay]

minimum wage in switzerland is $24? lemme go change my name to hinga ding durgen.