Amanda Sitko

Hey, I don’t use this. Email me!

[Andrew Secunda @secunda]

Back doing some improv! THE SWARM this Sat at 7:30PM @JoinTheDynasty, @seanroy @billymerritt - special guest @HolyShitImprov w/ @Pbanifaz @AmandaSitko @GenetraT @theMikeMcLendon Matt Newell, @ManderNick! https://t.co/1zvinoZTh3 for tickets. Tix also available to the Livestream!

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

Tonight at bedtime, my daughter asked me to sing her favorite TikTok sound, so I made a fart sound & hummed the theme to Jurassic Park. This is where we’re at guys.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

Is it me or does this inflatable witch look like she just got her back blown out? I see you @Lowes

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

What if instead of screeners, streaming services offered union members free memberships? Or even a discount? I would watch so much more stuff that way. @WGAWest - can we ask for this?

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

Which one did you want to read?

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Not the obituary I wanted to read today.

https://t.co/d1o5HipDac

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

Theater Major Memory - the girl who wore character shoes to all the parties. You know the one.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

My 5 year old asked me what mermaids eat & honestly, I don’t know. What do mermaids eat???

[Ryan Perez @ryguyperez]

Life now is just everyone you've ever known or heard of getting COVID one-by-one and sometimes you'll see an urgent, annoyed tweet be like, "PLEASE read THIS to understand the real risk..." and you click and hit a paywall and go, okie dokie well I hope no one I love dies.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

If any of my friends ever get their pilot license, just know there is no fucking way I am letting you take me up in a plane. I hate flying with professionals, let alone some dude who used to teach improv. I don't care what harold team you were on...

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

The karate episode of Barry was so good and then this season they do a motocross chase that is just chef's kiss. Physical comedy at its finest.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

I mean, nothing is sillier than the sound a Tesla makes when backing up.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

Yep.

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Delta sent an email saying to help the Ukrainian crisis by “donating your miles.” The miles aren’t real, guys. Your company could just help. What are you doing here

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

@joanhaleyford And served on the rocks.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

@bridgidry This is a mystery I am already invested in

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

It’s sounds stupid but I miss the heartache of high school.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

@magicmikecastle I call my girl Toose Goose

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

@burncoryburn Oh buddy, hate to be the one to have to tell ya…

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

@marysasson Maybe add British lesbian?

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

February is a short king. It’s a whole damn month in 28 days when all others have 30/31.

[Amanda Sitko @AmandaSitko]

@frankgarciahejl I'd say it's like the bullet points of your main pitch, does that makes sense? And say as much as you can visually.