Amanda

Approaching life with a new outlook in 2022. All thoughts are my own.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@marcrebillet AND @LindseyStirling at this dude’s party?!? 🫨🥳 In EPISODE 1! #YourFriendsAndNeighbors

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

Sammi mouthing along to Baylen’s wildlife safari verbal tic cuz she’s heard it so many times 🥹☺️ #BaylenOutLoud

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

I saw #BaylenOutLoud years ago & was so happy she got her own TLC show. Now that I’m finally starting to watch that & grocery store struggles, I’m happy grocery delivery services are more common now. I started using it in 2020 because I have bad grocery-store specific anxiety.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@chefsevenn It’s the wrong color, Bebe.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@rihanna got dang, you had the best marketing where my soul’s baby daddy #SheldonCooper said repeatedly you smell the best. I bought the product, I love it, & girl if THIS is what you smell like… 😤😍

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@creditkarma please no more $ spent on commercials until you expand the bills login capabilities & transaction categorization options to what Mint had. #BringBackMint

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

By the way I do know that it should be “than.”

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@taylorswift13 historically I like your human more then your music. My BFF is a #Swifty & so I listened to the new one for her. First of all, how dare you…second 👏👏👏

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@FoodPleaser No, & why are their mouths so agape?

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

Ariel Fulmer is fabulous, & her ex can kick rocks.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@SabrinaAnnLynn babe it took me a minute to get on, but did you know that #PleasePleasePlease is also perfect for narcissistic family members? 😘 slay.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

Why does @bertkreischer have me cry-laughing with his Priscilla story in Lucky? 😭🐶💜

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

Oh no…it’s real. 😞 Right here on my feed when I wasn’t even looking for it.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

For the record, bombarding me with pictures of athletic women to ‘teach’ me that women don’t all look like Barbie is like spamming me with pics of differently-shaped potatoes to prove rocks are edible. I can still see the difference and you look frankly bonkers.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME that the beautiful female primate from Tim Burton’s #PlanetOfTheApes was Helena Bonham Carter THIS WHOLE TIME?!? Why did it take me this long to watch it?

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

@YMHstudios Did something happen to the Dr. Drew After Dark playlist on YouTube? Haven’t been able to open most of it all day. Dying here. #PonmeBme

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

I saw a #DanLevy interview where he said he’ll never watch his Olive Branch footage back. Just know sir, some of us watch it when we’re exceptionally high, or low. Today was a very high day that I spent 10yrs earning, & I celebrated with this episode of #SchittsCreek.

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

The end of @TheMorningShow s01e10 will never not bring tears to my eyes. ✊ Mia’s reactions most of all

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

Seriously, this is now stuck in my head & I need apparel that says B HIGH QUEE CHOI @bigmouth

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

It’s a pickle kinda night 💚 @DESTIHLbrewery #TreatBeauty

[Amanda @AmandaThumann]

Making chili & watching #TryPod - best way to cope with snow in late March