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I'm kind of weird.

[Der @AmandaX726]

People might think I'm funny, but really I'm just embarrassing and people laugh

[Der @AmandaX726]

My Coworker: “I love your shirt! Where did you get it?”
Me: “Thanks! My mom got it at a garage sale.”
90% of the time, it’s from a garage sale.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Her body, her choice! Welcome to the freedom of choice, Ted!

[Der @AmandaX726]

@O_dog28 Get a guard cat

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

Shoutout to everyone who googles the menu before going to the restaurant

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Der @AmandaX726]

@Wutz4Dinner Hard to choose! I’ll go with Edward Elric because I had a big ole crush on him and I use FMAB to introduce my friends to anime🤓

[Der @AmandaX726]

I swear I lose 5 eyelashes a day, idk how I have any left.

[Der @AmandaX726]

I have an uncomfortable amount of friends for an introvert who likes to be alone 75% of the time. Meaning more than 3.

[Der @AmandaX726]

Biggest pet peeve: When people say they are going to do something and then never do it. @AllMyProjectTeamMembers

[Der @AmandaX726]

“If it just keeps getting refilled, it’s only one glass right?” - Anja my drunk roommate

[Der @AmandaX726]

Here we are world! Take us or leave us! But it will always be greyduck. https://t.co/WlwdslekTC

[jennifer Haus @HausJennifer]

Correlation? I think yes

[Der @AmandaX726]

Me: “I got my roommates to watch anime with me!”
Cousin: “I’m gonna get drunk and play Dungeons & Dragons!”
Whose the dorkier cousin???🤓

[Der @AmandaX726]

I feel blessed to have people in my life who encourage me to expand my horizons. A good job isn't everything.

[Der @AmandaX726]

I don't want to start a job right after graduation! I don't even know what is out in the world! I'm ignorant, I need to go learn some stuff

[Der @AmandaX726]

I hate being an engineering student b/c all the kids in my classes are getting job offers from big companies to start right after graduation

[Der @AmandaX726]

Judah & The Lion are amazing live and I highly recommend😁

[Der @AmandaX726]

I need to stop pretending I don't care about things just because other people don't give a shit. I'm here, I care, and I matter.