Amanda Zimmerman

just your basic bitch 💁🏻

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

No, grandpa, I’m not a doctor.

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Finally saw Hamilton, got me thinking of the founding fathers. They’re probably looking down on us thinking “what the fuck happened here?! Bring back the duels!”

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

@realDonaldTrump On the next episode of “conspiracies r us”.... 🙄

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Anyone ever wake up pissed off at their significant other because of something they did in your dream?

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Y’all. STOP COUGHING IN YOUR DAMN HANDS.

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Unpopular opinion: I do not hate Zoom

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Tomorrow is my first day off of school/work ever and I literally have no idea what to do....

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

@ariellemelyssa Yeashhh sounds like a heavy conversation- hope it went well 😂😝 #shermanators #favefam

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Me: “Yay I get to sleep in today!”
Also me: *wakes up before 9 am to write my PHA* ☹️

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Wishing there were 27 hours in a day so I could actually get everything done and also sleep☹️

[Wyatt Bensken, PhD @Wyatt_Bensken]

No.

Local conversations won't accomplish anything when federal policy continues to allow weapons of such brutality to circulate through those very communities. https://t.co/0l5HaAKhZx

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

@desiree_murray Definitely agree with this, even though we hate each other’s teams 😂❤️ #bleedblue

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Philly philly!!!!! 🦅💚

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

As the daughter of a personal trainer I literally squirm looking at some people’s form in the gym bleeechhhhh

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

Me: I’m not going to overpack this time
Also me: *packs literally everything I own and then buys more shit to pack* 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Amanda Zimmerman @AmandaZims]

@the_nicmac I’m convinced he’s just immortal