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[A @Amanda_E09]

@al_loucas Thanks Al! 😖😖

[A @Amanda_E09]

I love my children dearly but 2under2 0/10 I would not recommend if you could help it. Currently going through it with a 2 month old and an 18 month old and this shit is hardest thing we’ve ever had to do, we also have no village

[A @Amanda_E09]

Mashed sardines in the air fryer until crispy, drizzle some chilli crisp oil and squirt of lemon the most elite snack with side of cucumbers 🤌🏼

[A @Amanda_E09]

I’ve become that mom who just wants to bake things and send it to daycare for my son’s teachers. I also enjoy baking stuff for my coworkers… who knew??? 🤷🏻‍♀️ #newskillunlocked

[A @Amanda_E09]

Living here in the U.S., I really miss eating Swiss Chalet 😔

[A @Amanda_E09]

The fact that my all my plants survived my repotting them for the first time without me having a clue what I was doing.. I must say I am pretty impressed with myself

[A @Amanda_E09]

My parents are with me for the week and they’re trying to save my snake plant that I’ve been struggling to keep alive 🤣🤣

[A @Amanda_E09]

Lol my bf pointed out to me that our son can wake up at all hrs of the night to feed and I don’t complain but the moment he starts kicking me while I’m trying to sleep I lose my shit 😂😂

[A @Amanda_E09]

Is it just me or is there a whole lotta nothing happening so far during this season of the white lotus? Not as good as previous seasons that’s for sure

[A @Amanda_E09]

It’s 18C outside today and my son decides to take the longest nap during peak warm hours when he doesn’t ever usually nap around this time. I’ve been waiting 3hrs to take this mofo outside 😔

[A @Amanda_E09]

Was trying to save money & went to a random hair salon next to my house. I let a senior citizen named Edgar cut my hair and he somehow managed to cut off my right sideburn so now it looks like I have a thick blunt butchered up piece of sideburn. Serves me right for being cheap

[A @Amanda_E09]

@MHCHEAR Thank you! Haha honestly that’s the best thing anyone can wish for me w/ a newborn bc I am desperate for some sleep and to just function like a normal human being! Did you also just have a baby I feel like I saw that somewhere 🤔If so congrats to you too and happy new year!! ❤️

[A @Amanda_E09]

My bf asked me earlier today what my New Year’s resolution is… bruh I literally just had a baby I am just trying to survive rn ain’t nobody got time for that

[A @Amanda_E09]

Remember my bumble date who reverse catfished me 2 yrs ago? We just had a baby!! Lmao life comes at you fast

[A @Amanda_E09]

Why does Taco Bell in America not have supreme fries?

[A @Amanda_E09]

My Philips sonicare diamond clean toothbrush finally gave out on me after 9 years of usage, it has been a good run. Now I have to brush my teeth manually like a peasant

[A @Amanda_E09]

I walked 35mins to a Starbucks near my house and now I’m so lazy to walk back. Why did I even choose to walk here

[A @Amanda_E09]

My bf and I in the car while he’s driving
Me: *sees a “Deer Xing” sign*
Does “xing” mean deer in Chinese?
Bf: it means deer crossing….

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM DECEASED

[A @Amanda_E09]

@shhief New York fries opened up in my mall best thing to ever happen

[A @Amanda_E09]

I dragged myself to the mall because I was craving poutine only to be told they have no more cheese curds. I walked over to Starbucks to buy an iced black tea only to be told they don’t have anymore black tea. The universe is telling me I have food at home