Apparently I eat a lot of avocados because my 3.5 year old always says “I’m not going to buy an avocado for you mommy” after I tell her off for doing something bad 😂
Today I pretended to get scared of a part in Moana 2 & my daughter cuddles me and says “it’s okay mommy. It’s only tv. It’s not real” *kisses cheek/lips* and continues to repeatedly say “it’s okay it’s tv” ❤️❤️❤️. She’s only 2.5 🥲 #proudmom#itaughtherthat
@smackinyc Damn I am so torn I can’t see you guys in Brisbane tonight. I hope Australia has been treating you all nicely and haven’t seen too many creepy crawlies ❤️
Good morning, USA! It’s been about 6 years. Starting our first day back with as many American traditions, including visiting a pumpkin patch! It’s good to be back home 🎃
I love that my daughter says “mOmmy” rather than “mUmmy”. She may be Australian and we definitely are in Australia, but I refuse to be a “mUm”hahahaha 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #givemethatO
My 14 month old thinks it’s hilarious to stick her finger in her mouth and pretend to throw up because she saw me almost throw up after I bit into a burger with relish 🙃. It’s true... Kids are sponges and pick up on the stuff you don’t want them to learn
I said goodnight to Callie and she gave me a kiss for the first time. Also, it’s most likely her first intentional kiss other than her kissing herself in the mirror 🥲❤️
Lol I guess I finally know what it feels like to be silenced. IG has blocked me because I reposted 1 fact video, 1 post w/ IG accounts to see live updates/vids, and a video of a man who said he will sleep in his demolished house and will not leave. What else is being censored?!
Still cracking up because the Imperial March aka Darth Vader’s Theme Song has a pretty high success rate in getting my 9 month old to stop crying 😂 #StarWars
@Yellowcard@smackinyc hey! Do you guys have any plans for Australia? If so, keen to hoop again or organize some koala cuddling 😂? Could also be my baby’s first concert haha. Wish we would fly back home to San Francisco but sadly I’m not made of money