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[amanda◡̈ @AmandaaaSimon]

@CashApp $AmaaandaSimon #GasCash

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Kim Kardashian West’s Monologue!

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

How does this company still control the market on baby blankets? All this money we pay for healthcare & they ain’t dropped a new model?

Then the doctors turn around and tell you, “eczema is common in newborns.” I guess so, you got my boy wrapped in this rough ass Motel 6 towel.

[amanda◡̈ @AmandaaaSimon]

AmandaaaSimon and my husband/roommate is @_Vegas_Made 🏡💖

[Venmo @Venmo]

#VenmoItForward: We’re giving out $10,000 to help with rent this month. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag a roommate. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 7/1. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/PkH55TcUEX

[amanda◡̈ @AmandaaaSimon]

@AmandaaaSimon pick me!

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Desiree @dezidoesit]

It just took $54 to fill up my tank Joe?

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Hmm I want this zit to go away maybe I should turn it into an open wound

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

This can't be the same body that went to 3 day music festivals

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

"this land is your land, this land is my land from Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza, straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa" 🎶

[Bricks @Brixgoods]

A Frat kid asking “who do you know here” would of kept out the protestors better.

[omar the omar @omartheomar_]

This is the final boss you have to defeat to leave dolphin mall

[Dae ✨ ⚢ @Artbaesel]

Happy chemicals and how to activate them.

[David Confused @davidconfused]

Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

[Hija De La Gran Puta. @modamsshe]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS WHY ILL NEVER DELETE FACEBOOK BRUH!

[YourRAGE @YourRAGEz]

I need a lil wayne vs drake Hit for Hit.... I got wayne and it's not even close 👹

[amanda◡̈ @AmandaaaSimon]

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