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Today I went on my balcony and started yelling the things I love -like that girl in the video on her sink- and some random guy was on the street and started clapping for me and hyping me up and I’ve never had a better moment in my life

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Miracle on holiday steet

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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE??? WHEN PEOPLE YOU KNOW ACT LIKE THEY DONT KNOW YOU???? LIKE WHAAAAAAT ?????

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MY UBER LOVES FRED AGAIN AND I DIDNT KNOW AND NOW WERE AT THE HIGHEST VOLUME SCREAMING HAHAHAHA

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Same vibe with furry phone cases….no chance with these hands

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Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to wear rubber shoes without creating a pool in them…

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Your 20’s b your second puberty

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You ever tear up in the car but you’re working so you pull your bottom eyelid down to catch the liquid about to fall out of your eyes

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Mondays are great but then I wake up on Tuesday and have to do it all over again

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@le_chadd This hits HARDT

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I’m literally standing outside waiting for my Postmates

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@loucaluso Hahahahahhaha

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It’s that type of therapy session where I gotta smoke before

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@meganchumbley Aaaaamen

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Just I I t

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Jk I’m not scared anymore

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Jk this is just straight vodka I’m scared

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I’m at the airport bar and I audibly said holy shit after tasting my vodka soda…this red eye crowd is the way to go. We all are just trying to ptfo

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There is ABSOLUTELY nothing better than a lil weed walk to end your day

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PrinCESS of Genovia

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Only trust me and myself