amanda koch

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Downloads @weedheartemoji]

checked my spotify wrapped. Lots of songs i like in here

[corb @awshuqs]

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

[mariana @pastapilled]

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and goated

[kay! 🇵🇸 @smog_fog]

He looks just like him

[sketchmasterskillz.bsky @sktchmstrskllz]

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

My boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. I’m worried sick. Hes an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside

[Highwire @vitalhighwire]

Someone who can't get a job because they shoplifted one time watching a rapist pedophile with 34 felonies become president

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Kevin @planetwavvs]

When I’m watching regular show and they’re mean to Pops

[ky @radioful]

So a regular monday #RealLover

[lo messiah @timchals]

filming location: my bedroom

[hailey* ౨ৎ bnd spoilers!! @sentrynation]

BREAKING NEWS: Glee just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Drake on February 9th, 2025, watching 120 million people tune in to watch Kendrick Lamar call him a pedophile for the 193rd time in a row.