Winona Watermelon

no, this is Patrick

they/them

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

Lemme just plus in my new IPod Shuffle.....

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

I stand for justice! Not sound bites!

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

I think a lot about the time a room full of people agreed that if I were in My Hero Academia, I'd be a cross between Bakugo and Yaoyorozu.

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

"Its like you were screaming... everyday." -Steve about my childhood

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

@TheRealPrismo @TweetsOfCats It looks so much like Billy!!

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

A lot of people have been really nice to me today and my first thought was "oh no tomorrow is going to have to be bad because that's how life works"

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

5 years ago today- bruised a rib on a mechanical shark
4 years ago today- went to the hospital with unexplained abdomen pain they couldn't diagnose
3 years ago today- concussion
2 years ago today- sprained wrist

Wonder what's in store for the rest of the night 👀

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

@TheRealPrismo @TeddyBTyler @lars_suck Leave it to lars

[Breakdown in New England @TeddyBTyler]

It’s honestly embarrassing if you get COVID this late. Smh.

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

Pretty bad track record to have 2/7 of your kids not talk to you and at least 1 other who has an extreme decline in mental health after seeing you.

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

I used to think that I've changed a lot since I was in my early/mid teens but I think I've realized that I don't feel embarrassed anymore about being myself and doing what I like. People used to make me feel so bad about it, now I realize they don't matter- my happiness does.

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

Was reminded of a repressed memory today by the person who witnessed a panic attack of mine a while back...
I was so convinced I was a bad kid that I would punish myself and sleep on the floor or without a blanket or pillow because I thought I had lost my right to those things.

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

@TheRealPrismo I've never been described more accurately

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

On today's episode of "Should I get that checked out?":
We try to decide whether my foot is broken/fractured or if its fine that it hurts to walk.
Conclusion: its probably fine. 🤷‍♀️

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

Day number 2 of tweeting until someone sends me door dash

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

Tweeting about someone sending doordash to my apartment until someone does it day 1

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

I know someone who can text this guy something like "ugh I don't want to cook dinner" and he'll just SEND DOOR DASH TO HER DOOR FROM 3 STATES AWAY NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
Where can I get one of those?? 😭

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

@gernst196 @TheRealPrismo No

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

Feeling the gay urge to spontaneously dye my hair. Should I...

[WGRZ @WGRZ]

PLEASE SHARE: The City of Tonawanda Police Department is asking for the public's help locating a missing 14-year-old boy. https://t.co/iV3FMtlUNo

[Winona Watermelon @AmandasHeart_Me]

As an asexual, I'm not general attracted to anyone, but DAMN I sleep with Josh Groban. His voice? 10/10. His personality 10/10.

Would marry.