amara truman

[amara truman @AmaraTruman]

I have usps informed delivery because I don’t know where my mailbox is

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I feel like the bachelor producers play mash to decide for fantasy suites like one girl gets a spa day and stays in a mansion? And then the next girl goes dumpster diving and gets to sleep in a shack. Seems fair

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if I’m being honest I feel like candy crush has no reason to go SO hard

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@kmalinowski8 would go perfect with these

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what happened to president carter young money democrat 😔

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just remembered the time someone walked in on me in the bathroom and the only thing I could bring myself to say was “hello” like I was expecting them

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how it started: how it’s going:

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sometimes I decide I’ll just do a half day and I only stay awake from 1-8pm

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are stubhub and grubhub both owned by one giant Hub

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it’s never “how was your day” it’s always “why is the cheese in the freezer”

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always my first hello and last goodnight

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@npelletier22 like WHY do we swallow 8 spiders a year

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@carlybarbs whenever my handwriting looks at all uniform I think of you and know you’d be a proud mentor

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@carlybarbs I feel like this was made for me. I’ve been a fan of your handwriting since high school

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if you hear me grunt while getting out of my car mind your business

[Hugh Janus @imgoodlooking24]

I started moaning when I bend over to pick stuff up as a joke (attention) but now I find myself doing it when I’m alone so that’s not great

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@eadr__ You really still lost with two yahtzees

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Athea told me I need to open my “”third eye “”” bc it’s “sealed shut” like yeah. It probably has pink eye

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do you think my neighbors are worried about me because I haven’t vacuumed or played dance dance revolution yet today

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@jamaicanyacrazy I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to tweet this

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are we all just ignoring the fact that joe exotic fed everyone expired walmart meat at his “pizza shop”??