Kelly Sluder

I say fight me a lot for a girl who can feel her bones through her skin

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

A girl last night told me that my style is the girl next door in a movie that the main character falls in love with WHERE IS HE THO

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

John Mulaney designed this napkin.

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

He’s too good to me

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

@LauraAmandaReed I was sitting next to a group of children during that sermon

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Get you a man like this

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

Africa by Toto #cosmicbingo

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

Bruh I’m about to have an existential crisis in a Sonic parking lot

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

@briannaa_gross Update: I had a convo with a like 65 year old woman about the sale on strawberries like I am not a 22 year old living off of Go-Gurt and Coke

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

@briannaa_gross A stranger at Cub yesterday told me there was a sale on Honey Buns and that I should buy ten

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

@jalissa_5 @Blaney @Menards You’re a beautiful light fixture if that helps

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@Lex_Lu_Thor Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

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@Lex_Lu_Thor ??? No?????

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@Lex_Lu_Thor ????

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@ryantarbutton Still judging

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Children has such strange concepts for what is considered fun, like this two year old is just beating coins with a fake spoon????

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Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

@ryantarbutton HEY NOW

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

Babies do not like it when you cry with them

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

The worst thing assignments can do is haunt you in your procrastination naps

[Kelly Sluder @AmarilloDiablo]

My Snapchats are always unflattering. I apologize to anyone who has ever seen my face