Adam Markoff

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

Ifykyk #tiktokban #Tiktok

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@Robin35136096 @MattWallace888 @GretaThunberg They’re saying they’ve had him under investigation since April and the courts have decided there’s reason enough to hold him for the next 30 days at minimum

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@SnoopDogg Sorry, Snoop. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the name Twizzler is already trademarked

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

Thanks @punkrockfactory
for spending 1,337 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Surface Pressure. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SYJo1cIniK

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@ZachHeilprin Does this mean Barry’s coming back again?!

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@motel6 is human excrement in the hallway and employee who wouldn’t clean it up for over an hour because, and I quote, “$17.00 an hour isn’t enough to deal with that” part of your “leave the lights on for you” promise? If I hadn’t been leaving today, I would’ve been leaving.

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@Chrispc2u @FFramo @tedcruz So the deep state of republicans because last I checked a democrat sat in the White House 🤷🏻‍♂️. I mean you’re not wrong.

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@cbschicago, might I suggest some sensitivity training for your staff or at least someone proofreading social media postings to ensure they don’t come off as callous and uncaring?

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Jesus, @amazon, dude literally has like 5 inches to go to put the package down gently but decides to toss it instead. Really?!

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@Dell I have a question for you about a return. Are you able to help or is there a number I should contact?

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@KXAN_Weather what kind of cloud formation is this?

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@UberEats I got an email saying you were extending my Uber One membership by 6 months because you ended it early but my account shows I no longer have it. I can’t figure out a number to call to get this resolved

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@Vulture3B https://t.co/BGebaLoOHA

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@JerryPiggott1 https://t.co/BGebaLoOHA

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@Latinxthirsterr @karenandbowz @JeannaTrotmanTV They were saying NIT, as in the tournament Michigan will be playing in instead of the NCAA tournament

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@k_phoover @iiibossman @Ronnie_Cromer @jemelehill Was that before or after Howard walks past Gard, pulls down his mask and says, “I’ll remember this shit” and tries to walk away like an arrogant douche? If someone says that to me, you better believe I will consider it to already be “instigated.”

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@espn @UWBadgers @BadgerVB Sports teams from Kentucky with a perfect season going into the Final Four: 0
Badgers: 2
#OnWisconsin

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So @mcuban apparently bought the town of #Mustang, here in Texas. The town has two businesses: an RV Park and a strip club. Here is a screenshot of google maps and it seems they are welcoming him with open le..arms. The internet works quickly, y’all.

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

Thank you @punkrockfactory for spending 889 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SYJo1cIniK

[Adam Markoff @Amarkoff1984]

@BadgerFootball Since I started at UW in 2004, I’ve only made it to one Axe game. It was 2018 and I realize that means I can never go to another one 😩